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yo mom

person 1: Yo mom is a fat skank
person 2: I know right
by placeholdermediaYT March 4, 2022
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mom

someone who will always magically find something
kid: mom wheres my _______
mom: its right there
kid: HOW?? i've been looking at this for 30 minutes
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Ur mom

Ur mom is often used as a joke when people say anything
Person a: ''What r u doing?'
Person b: 'Ur mom'

or \

whats on ur to-do list

ur mom
by UR..MOM.COM August 21, 2022
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Raw Milk Mom

Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.
Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
by Vladboy11 January 1, 2025
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Suli’s Mom

The Most bang-able objectable woman in the world
Oh Man every man on earth has banged that bitch

I had fun last night fucking the shit out of Suli’s Mom
by BurgundyKiwi December 5, 2021
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YA mom

example: have you seen my ring

Ummm.. YA mom
by SimpforDilucxxxxxxx October 27, 2021
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Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017
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