Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

Intergalactic multi colored chili beans

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.

Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.

EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!

by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023

Beans

The little bean-looking soft pads on the bottom of a cat/dog/etc paw.

Did you see her new kitten’s little pink beans? They’re so cute

by mandah0126 April 30, 2021

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

Bean screen

(Verb) the female version of cockblock - to prevent a girl from having sexual intercourse with a guy

Sasha is that type of girl to just bean screen all her friends

by Underworl May 25, 2022