No Jerk Off July is July, but no jerking off. You can use other ways to shoot hot steaming cum all over your mechanical keyboard, just don't jerk off. Only real men can do this.
Obama: Ah yes, time to jerk off to Michelle's feet.
Tyrone: Hol' up. You can't jerk off, it's No Jerk Off July!
Obama: Ah, right, I'll just rape her instead.
Tyrone: Hol' up. You can't jerk off, it's No Jerk Off July!
Obama: Ah, right, I'll just rape her instead.
by IJerkOffDuringJuly November 4, 2019
Get the No Jerk Off July mug.Basically means stop fucking around with the shit that isn’t worth your time energy or effort it can refer to multiple things such as drug usage, casual sex, speed dating or otherwise anything that is meaningless and useless to one’s growth.
Tray:I just fell in love with a girl I’ve known for two minutes on discord!
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.
by Ayo22445 November 18, 2022
Get the Knock it off with the bullshit mug.Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza
Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
Get the Off your nut mug.A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.
Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks
by bagging dog November 25, 2020
Get the Off Brand Nuts mug."Bull" is being used as a double entendre -- meaning both the animal shown on the nickel and the other meaning of stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense. So, the bull is coming off the nickel and being applied to the situation at hand. The situation at hand being nonsensical.
This obscure phrase is famously used in the Twilight Zone episode "Mr. Garrity and the Graves". Rod Serling, in the intro, uses this expression in referring to Jared Garrity, who makes a living restoring life to the dead.
This obscure phrase is famously used in the Twilight Zone episode "Mr. Garrity and the Graves". Rod Serling, in the intro, uses this expression in referring to Jared Garrity, who makes a living restoring life to the dead.
"Mr. Garrity, if one can believe him, is a resurrecter of the dead - which, on the face of it, certainly sounds like the bull is off the nickel." -- Rod Serling
by MJD1 January 3, 2021
Get the The bull is off the nickel mug.One so damaged by a single or multiple romantic failures that they may well be beyond economical repair.
He chased after her for months, but she still did not want to know. Reckon he's an emotional write-off for now.
by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010
Get the Emotional write-off mug.A more proper vernacular for telling someone to "suck you off", but also a more versatile method of using a derogatory term. Also used in telling someone off
by jmac37 January 6, 2012
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