John Hancock

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018

William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

John

The total dumb ass that eats your bagel

Richard: What the frickle frackal why are you eating my bagel?!
John: YEET

by John_will_eat_your_bagel May 17, 2020

Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John

John is a goat did Pog m8 MonkaSathan

Ponka lonka sonka john goat did

by Nichange November 22, 2021

John eleven

Standard 4

“Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven

by Towls1 July 11, 2024

John Remil Sencio

Most handsome person in Davao City. It was proved and signed by the Mayor of Davao City

John Remil Sencio is handsome

by TakiKira November 18, 2022