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Posttraumatic Fart Disorder

A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.
How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets
i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart
by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010
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poopy fart chunks

When u fart while a terd is up to bat and little chunks come outta it like shrapnel.
Dude I had to take a shit while I farted and poopy fart chunks blasted into my boxers!
by Bob tits January 20, 2009
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orchestrated bro-fart

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.
My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.
by drickhurt August 1, 2011
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high-octane fart

A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius
Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
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Poopy Butt Fart

when diarrhea starts oozing out of your butt and you totally rip ass and it sprays every where. Basically a Shart times 10.
Satan walked into my room and had a poopy butt fart all over the walls and ceiling.
by Mr Dr Jack Hoffman September 3, 2011
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Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.
by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009
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