What should I do?

What a person says when they embarrassed themselves on a national scale, and are too vain to actually say "I'm sorry".

That guy who said "What should I do?" knows that he made an ass of himself...

by larryj November 8, 2010

where do we stand?

The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:

1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.

2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.

Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*

by PositiveZero March 17, 2007

Do you see me?

A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.

Receptionist: Did I do something wrong?

You: That depends, do you see me?

by Lean Deemz April 2, 2008

let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"

I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.

by elemental July 7, 2005

When we do boo

When we gona fuck boo?

Yo im horny, so when we do boo?

by Sleepy Mc Pimp Shit January 20, 2009

monkey do, monkey say

IN BRIEF: When a person does something and anybody else having something to say about it, especially if it's based on judging that person.

WOMAN: There you go. Monkey see, monkey do.
MAN: No. Monkey do, monkey say.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 19, 2010

What Do You Want?

Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.

I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?

If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?

Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!

by heliotopicOnEarth May 23, 2010