Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

Tank Dick

1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.

1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.

by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011

Dick Cheney

To shoot a team mate in the face with a shotgun while playing a FPS

Wolf: Ill Dick Cheney your ass
Shell Cracker: lol you better not

by Gen-Wolf April 29, 2008

manslaughter dick

Put a hit of lsd on the end of a condom just before insertion.

I asked her if I could fuck her brains out using the manslaughter dick

by ron smith August 28, 2005

dick cheney

A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010

Orc Dick

When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.

Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.

Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!

by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009

jib dick

when your penis becomes impotent temporarily. usually from use of amphetamines.

"u smoke any more of that bitch and ur gonna get some wicked jib dick"

by johnnyk April 27, 2005