Tank Dick

1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.

1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.

by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011

Marc-Dick

A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.

Marc-Dick, Fishing line, twine, needledick.

by fittucker October 31, 2010

Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt

by weezy_beezy May 12, 2009

manslaughter dick

Put a hit of lsd on the end of a condom just before insertion.

I asked her if I could fuck her brains out using the manslaughter dick

by ron smith August 28, 2005

jib dick

when your penis becomes impotent temporarily. usually from use of amphetamines.

"u smoke any more of that bitch and ur gonna get some wicked jib dick"

by johnnyk April 27, 2005

dick tats

Breasts with very long nipples.

"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

dick fluffer

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.

"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"

by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007