URBAN DICTIONARY

Urban dictionary was meant to be a user-input dictionary but instead has turned every definition into a stupid meme of some sorts.

"Yo why does it say that a shark is a type of sex position?" "You're using urban dictionary, aren't you?"

by The booty tickler November 5, 2023

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

Urban dictionary

A place for depressed redditors to post/read sexual words and there definition.

"Stop posting furry porn in a random subreddit, and look at this definition in the urban dictionary."

by Acb72170 November 28, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A good place to go for definitions of words

student: what dictionary is best Mr. G?
Mr. G: Urban dictionary dumbass

by bruh0000 April 27, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a series of words and meanings (Real or Not) made by Fucktards for Fucktards.

Guy No.1: "Brah. I was just on Urban Dictionary. Its fucken sick aye."
Guy No.2: "You're a Fucktard"

by DurrieDstroya November 2, 2020

Urban Dictionary

An online site where people of all ages learn definitions that aren't always accurate and illicit for children

The Urban Dictionary

by this_girl_knows_all May 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.

Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!

by ISwearImNotATroll October 2, 2021