Butt flannel

A piece of cloth used specifically to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but you’re actually holding my butt flannel.

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

kevins butt

flat.

(kevins butt) is the equivalent to a door

by ap0llo_ July 2, 2021

butt snatchies

When a common missing item (remote, phone, lighter, cigarettes, etc. is under someone’s butt when looking for the item

“Dude, you got the butt snatchies! The remote was under your ass!”

by UnicornPancake July 6, 2021

butt love

noun. 1. A prisoner and/ or boyfriend giving some cock thier lover in the butt.
2. A girlfriend giving another girlfriend love through the butt.

Lil' Tee - Dude my bro told me that he got some butt love in prison.
Mo - Dude my bro told me the samething.
Lil' Tee - Dude i think that your bro gave my bro some butt love last night in prison.

by Brennie January 10, 2006

Butt Muffler

A tool: When a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her ass and farts through it so the party doesn't know she tore ass and unleashed on the house.

Ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. She knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to pass off a butt muffler.

by Big E' March 9, 2006

Butt-Hurt

Getting offended by something, aka "taking it to the cheeks".

Don't get all butt-hurt dude!

by SmackAHoe July 27, 2003

butt chug

Means of imbibing an alcoholic beverage whereby the cleft of another’s buttocks serves as a sluice for the deposition of said refreshment in the recipient’s pie hole.

Such was Milo's ardor for Phyllis, the prospect of a butt chug charmed rather than repulsed.

by Billy Radcliffe May 19, 2006