A person from Fall River, Mass. Often described as a low-life, piece of trash who makes one's life a living hell to be around.
Colleen: "Man, I had to train this new kid at my other Dunkies. She was a real pain in the ass, couldn't do the simplest of tasks. A true River Rat.
Co-worker: "A River Rat?"
Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like."
Co-worker: "A River Rat?"
Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like."
by XxBenny22 March 27, 2023

by TheBandDG June 21, 2025

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013

by anonymous February 3, 2022

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.
by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

by Zander2655 May 11, 2022

Tart 1: "OMG, is that Rat Squad"
Tart 2: "No way, it is"
Tart 3: "Lets get i the mixer with them and get our rats out"
Tart 2: "No way, it is"
Tart 3: "Lets get i the mixer with them and get our rats out"
by Nymousanon February 11, 2025
