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It's Your Power, Todoroki 

Something cute to say to your powerful gay boyfriend
It's your power, Todoroki!
*proceeds to use fire power but it's gay*
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

A manga and anime that is enjoyable even for viewers who do not readily watch Japanese media.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is wild ride of muscle hunks, classic rock trivia, and questionable fashion choices.

It's called hentai 

and it's art...
(The Office)

Michael: "Let us do one last crossword together as brothers."

Stanley: "No."

Michael: "Shall we? Yes."

Stanley: "Nope. Nope!"

*Hentai Magazines fall in the floor*

Stanley: It's called hentai. And it's art.

That's the Bottom Line 

1. That's all I have to say about it
2. That's all there is to it
3. That's my opinion
And That's the Bottom Line, Cuz Stone Cold Said So

Hooker's Toothbrush 

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.
Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.
Hooker's Toothbrush by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

Garry's Law 

"When you tell people your goals you don’t achieve them." - Garry Newman.

Since I'm unable to post a link to his blog I will quote him:
I’ve made this point before, years and years ago. But I couldn’t find where I wrote it. So here it is again.

There’s a lot of reasons you shouldn’t tell people your idea. They might not like it. They might like it and steal it. They might convince you it’s a bad idea. They might convince you to change it into something else.

The biggest reason to keep your goal a secret is that once you start talking about something you’re going to do you don’t have to do it. In your mind you will have already done it. Their positive reaction to your idea is the reward. Actually doing the work seems stupid at that point. There’s no big prize at the end of actually doing it because it’ll be exactly what everyone expected. Which means you probably won’t do it.

And then it reflects badly on you. Next time you have an idea people will be slightly less enthusiastic because none of you ideas ever turn into anything. They’re just ideas.

Much better to get your head down and then show them your idea. More work for a bigger pay off.

After his blogpost, his community called 'Facepunch' decided to call this principle "Garry's Law".
Notch: Hey guys, look what we're working on!
*Notch shows 0X10C*

- A while later -

Notch: Nah imma quit dis.
Public audience: ERMAHGERD, GARRY'S LAW!!!!1!!!!!111!!one!!!!!
Garry's Law by Zerfox September 18, 2013