Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

zoo

A pejorative for furries. It comes from the word "zoophile" or "zoosadist"

Oh no, there is a zoo convention on my town and i need to move asap

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Open Zoo

Someone Who Associates With Anyone Especially Without A Vibe Check

Too Many Rappers Are Open Zoos Now They Collab With Anyone For Enough Money

by Litaloadeon February 28, 2025

kokichi zoo fanfiction

a danganronpa fan’s worst nightmare

fan 1: “O-Oh my god…d-dude, have you read the kokichi zoo fanfiction????”

fan 2: “kill yourself im not reading that ☹️”

by rainy_candy July 5, 2024

Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

Zoo Wee MAMA

Ben hughes wants to have intercourse with his brother

Zoo Wee MAMA

by [po1438945189 March 29, 2025