If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.
by AntiOof December 01, 2021
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When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021
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NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny
1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR
by Sarcastic_mummy June 12, 2022
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I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this
P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu
by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019
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i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.
Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."
by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020
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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025
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What would that look like?

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.
Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."
by Hym Iam February 02, 2024
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