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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are in the family of eagles?
Person 1: I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...
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would you like to rate our app?

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset
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WOULD HAVE IT

For those who believe as powerful greater than themselves, too often I lean on my own understanding by my own will. If that be the will of God...
As God would have it, speak with the person and ask for help.
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If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.
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