Sharp Elbows

When someone's elbows are sharper than the average person's elbows.

Aw man, my sharp elbows tore my shirt for the fourth time!

by Riotouscrow March 27, 2013

Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.

"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"

by bullernub January 5, 2011

Elbow Etiquette

the standard method of managing how two people place their elbows in a movie theater or other seating area with only one armrest between each pair of seats. Usually involves one person's elbows placed on the front of the rest, and the other's on the back.

Guy 1: At the movies last night the guy next to me's elbows kept hitting mine!

Guy 2: Bummer, sounds like he had poor elbow etiquette.

by wenis wars April 13, 2011

Elbow-Licking

If you are not able to do this it is said you have blood cancer and that you blonde.

Oh Amy have you heard of Elbow-Licking?

by 828729109mdsns9 October 6, 2010

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

iPad elbow

A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.

Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.

by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016

Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016