You try to win, but you do that

Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.

Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.

by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018

Will Tyler Win The Fight

No he will loose. For sure. No question about. Easy win.

Will Tyler Win The Fight? No. Tyler lost so bad he's in so much pain he wishes he never challenged the undefeatable beast.

by Winner4 February 7, 2021

The Bees Win

A term used to describe a draw (tie) in a game where a draw should technically not be possible. It is almost always caused by the players giving up because the outcome of the game keeps swinging back and forth like a pendulum, but in rare cases it can be caused by a rare glitch, or a crazy coincidence.

It was coined by a Trouble In Terrorist Town (TTT) Let's Player, who experienced an odd glitch where both the Traitor and the last innocent accidentally killed themselves at exactly the same time, causing the game to get confused and not start the next round. Since one of the traitors had previously summoned a bunch of bees with a bee gun, they eventually declared that the bees had won the round, since they were the only living things in the server that were still alive.

"OK, guys. You two have been playing Monopoly for hours now. Everyone else was eliminated a long time ago, and this is going nowhere. Just give up. The game's never going to end."

"You're right. The Bees Win!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021

Pay-to-win

When you can use money to get a significant advantage over other players in video games.
Prime example: EA Sports

Dude, you’ve spent 400 bucks on this game and yet you still lost to that level 1 with poop gear, what a pay-to-win noob.

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS

Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying

by TheBiggestOfBirds November 3, 2023

WTDSWW-When The Dust Settles We Win

When the dust settles we win

WTDSWW-When The Dust Settles We Win

It's rough right now; don't stop, keep going. When the dust settles, we win!

I get it. They are dragging your name through the mud. Don't let go of our integrity. When the dust settles, we win.

The world is falling apart. Does it make sense to have any hope in God? Yup. Look up. Hold your head up. When the dust settles, we win.

Ima bout to lose my freaking mind. These haters make me wanna do some dumb shid, low-key. Nah, brah. Protect your energy. When the dust settles, we win.

After the dust settles, victory comes.
It will work out. Keeping the right thing
After the event, we win.
We will win when everything is over.

by Conrad Pierce October 20, 2023

Play 'til you win

A patronizing remark to others' misfortune; c'est la vie.

"I just failed three classes and I'm not so hot with the ladies."

"Play 'til you win, Dude."

by Virgil234 April 20, 2006