Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.
Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
by Meowtehh April 16, 2013
Get the Beard Rubmug. A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.
A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.
by Conrad H. April 15, 2009
Get the Lazy Beardmug. (Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.
2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars
3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.
2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars
3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk
by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006
Get the Lord Beardmug. The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.
"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.
May be found at the pussy mall
"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.
May be found at the pussy mall
"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"
by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005
Get the bearded slossmug. by LRS April 2, 2004
Get the bearded oystersmug. When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.
"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
by Andrew Dargel June 1, 2006
Get the Playoff Beardmug. Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY October 31, 2008
Get the Hector Beardmug.