pitching wedge 

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

pitching wedge by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

wedge stanley 

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

wedge stanley by DBCaptain August 27, 2006

wadged 

to be fucked up on multiple substances. having consumed 3 or more different illicit substances.

"Look at how wadged he is."

"That kid's a wadger."

"I was so wadgey last night."

"I'm getting wadged tonight."

wadged by Emeasy November 3, 2007

Wedge cake 

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

Wedge cake by DJ BJ no 1 April 10, 2010

wide awake nightmare 

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

wide awake nightmare by houskamatt May 15, 2017

Side-wide 

When a conversation goes 2 different ways instead of the intentional direction it’s supposed to take.

The conversation went side-wide when Dave started talking

Side-wide by anonymous;anonymous January 6, 2019

THINK WEDGE

Bruno Powroznik's oddest video. Possibly about money, possibly about brown action, or maybe even about snatch - going by the design used by Bruno in this mysterious video (similar to the ones mentioned and also used in SMEGMA COCK CHEESE and I LOVE SEX), it could be all three in a series of these.

The GIF is reused from GAY AND PROUD OF IT's 'RENT BOYS' audio clip, so this could also be a hint. Gay prostitution? Taking it up the arse? Who knows.

Once it's been watched, you will ponder the meaning of think wedge, all the time, just like Bruno Powroznik.

Do you think wedge?
That's funny, I think wedge all the time!

THINK WEDGE by PuchikoPPC December 18, 2021