National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Wear your boots to school day

Monday, December 5th is the day to wear your boots to school, (cowboys, “takuaches”) or even just for fun, rock your boots without any cares!

“I’m gonna wear my boots to school (wear your boots to school day) on Monday!”

by Thatkid66 December 5, 2021

MULLET WEAR

Business attire for online video work meetings where top half is appropriately dressed for work but the bottom half of the outfit consists of boxers or pajama pants

I'm going to roll up in Mullet wear for tomorrows video conference with a blazer and pj pants - all business on top and pj party on the bottom .

by TGnursecoach April 13, 2020

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Wear Your Words

ALSO something this website never shuts up about.

person 1: “oh look he’s got the ‘Wear your words’ shirt!”
person 2: “speak of the devil…”

by Black Carpenter Ant November 1, 2025

tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.

I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025