lazy wars

A competition among friends to see who is laziest.

It seems we're having lazy wars.

by Cuttyhutter January 5, 2017

Religious Wars

People fighting over who has the better imaginary friend

The crusaders had a Religious Wars

by Karl Jager January 24, 2019

War hobo

A Minecraft player who plays for the sole purpose of PvP and fighting. Always uses a netherite axe or sword with strength II potions and harming arrows available at all times.

Player: ur a war hobo
Player2: cringe

by apiots June 16, 2021

Discord War

A war between discord servers, that includes raiding, nuking other servers or having disputes, can be associated with Discord Nations or politcs

Guy One: Do you think we can win this Discord War?
Guy Two: I don't think we can risk that, we could lose our server

by Insomniac2459 October 22, 2020

War the far

Synonymous, with "what the fuck".

This phrase is particularily effective for expressing censored discontent while in the presence of toddlers, virgins, upper management and chinese people.

Stemming from the phrase warrup (definition: what's up) and "farred up" (definition: fucked up), the user attempts to replace the word "what" with "war" and "fuck" with "far".

...look at that guys face...it is absolutely farred up, war the far do you think happened to it?

by Mac Daddy Dukes April 13, 2011

System Wars

A forum on the gaming website Gamespot in which numerous factions of fanboys from Xbox(lemmings), Gamecube(Sheep), Playstation 2(Cows), and PC's(Hermits), fight over which is the better system. Many people find System Wars to be full of annoying idiots, but if you go in with the right attitude it can be quite fun.

Fable flopped, the lemmings have been owned!!

by Shibby01 May 15, 2005

Crowd War

Jumping through crowds of people at hardcore shows and punching their faces in, or punching, kicking and beating up people surrounding the mosh pit.

Coined by the band CDC (Cool Dudes Chillen).

Mook 1: Dude that Crowd War was sick last night!

Mook 2: Yeah Dude! I Know!, Gary got his fuckin teeth knocked out tryin to buy merch.

Mook 1: HAHAHAHAHA!

by A Gary April 16, 2008