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Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer
UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad
mugGet the Ass-wadmug.

Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis
by Legs fo days February 26, 2020
mugGet the Wadmug.

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.
"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"
by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025
mugGet the Oktoberfest Wadmug.

wad it up

When you wreck something BAD it's wadded up
Don't drive it crazy and wad it up
by The first mongo December 30, 2016
mugGet the wad it upmug.

Wads, waUds, wadS

Wads, waUds, wadS
Wads, waUds, wadS
mugGet the Wads, waUds, wadSmug.

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022
mugGet the National Fuck-Wad daymug.

In a wad

in a bind or in a bad in situation where you’re in a sticky situation
“Man im in a wad” guy 2: “why what’s up? guy 1: “i want to go to the game tonight but i have a hot date idk what to do” guy 2: “are you seriously in a sticky situation over this”
by immaguymaybe October 5, 2023
mugGet the In a wadmug.

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