An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.
In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."
by MsOb June 23, 2016
Get the Verbal Ass Whoopingmug. A condition when someone talks about nonsense in excess that the tongue swells up preventing further waste of words.
by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017
Get the verbal inflammationmug. *Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
by K_IRL October 14, 2020
Get the Verbal junk mailmug. When someone whispers in your ear "The sisillus" and you walk a round randy and you have sex with somebody and they get an s.t.d. you didn't even have
by GlennZadra May 6, 2020
Get the verbal s.t.d.mug. The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.
Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"
by b0ses December 4, 2022
Get the verbal blue ballsmug. A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"
Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.
by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025
Get the verbal shitpostmug. Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.
by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017
Get the Verbal punching bagmug.