ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018

urs meier

Incompetent Swiss referee who disallows perfectly legitimate goals.

Boasts a porcupine-like mane, loves the ladies, and runs a shop.

No goal! The host cannot be knocked out in the quarter finals.

by madtroll June 29, 2004

Ur dad

Ur mom

Ur mom is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Ur dad is wait a minute u got no dad.
He left for milk but never came back. cry about it.😢

by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022

ur mom

it is ur parent

i am ur mom

by i am the person who made lthis September 28, 2018

Ur Mom.

uhhhh....Ur Mom....DUH!!!

Ummm...Ur Mom?Ho-kSo.........Bland meat!

by Dev April 23, 2005

ur mom

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

by Kelly April 08, 2003

Ur Mom

....

waiter... What would you like for DESSERT this evening...?
Dumbass... UR MOMMM!!!!!!!
waiter... How much of a tip are you goin to leave...?
Dumbass... A big one... in UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by @the3muskiteers(find us on ig) October 22, 2018