Twinkletard

a white person who believes that somehow them, their friends, their family, or just white people in general deserve to be treated like special snowflakes.

"I'm white and it's hard being a white these days, like everybody hates us".
"Ugh Jimmy is such a twinkletard he doesn't understand how privileged he is it's honestly super sad, he's so uneducated".

by junelikesdudes June 15, 2020

twinkle twinkle little douche

A guy who is so blinded by his own ego that he thinks he can lead on any girl he wants and act practically like bf and gf then get back with his gf out of the blue leaving the other girl confused and wondering what went wrong...Twinkle twinkle little douche differs from douche bag because a douche bag at least knows he's a douche but just doesn't give a fuck whereas a twinkle twinkle little douche thinks he is god's gift to girls yet still thinks he is a "good guy" but for some reason still can only commit to high school girls because college girls intimidate him because they won't take his shit and worship the ground he walks on, yet would be way better gfs than his current one...term popularized by the MTV show "Is she Really Going Out with Him?"

Girl 1:I though he really liked me...? :/

Girl 2:He DID really like you, he's just a twinkle twinkle little douche so he thinks he can lead girls on until the next one or until he decides to get back with his fake ass, photoshopped skanky gf...

Girl 1: He can go fuck himself

by regretbutdontforget March 27, 2010

la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star

A popular phrase in Phoenix, Arizona referring to someone whining. La Llorona (pronounced "lah your-OWN-uh") is the "wailing woman" of Mexican folklore, crying for her children, so calling someone "la llorona" means they cry a lot. I have no idea where the "twinkle twinkle little star" part came from though.

LaQueefah: Why am I single? I'm so fat! Nobody likes me!
LaFawnduh: Ohhh boo hoo la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star! Fucking fug slut.

by Mark Williamson January 22, 2008

tinkle berries

The shreds of toilet paper that stick to a woman's pubic hairs after she wipes her vulva.

That toilet paper is so cheap! It gave me tons of tinkle berries.

by Emthe January 27, 2009

Tinkleberries

The rolled up balls of tiolet paper that get stuck in your anal hair after wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Boy do I need to shower to get all of those tinkleberries out of my hole.

by Michael June 1, 2004

Tinkleberries

Droplets of pee that gets suck in ones pussy hair or in an animals fur.

That tinkleberrie is making my undies wet!

by Ashley January 25, 2005

Tinkleberry

noun, a euphemism for tiny jello shots that calls attention to their resemblance to berries, as well as alcohol's relative inefficacy as a drug

Dude, Jonah downed one tinkleberry too many, and he's been in the bathroom all night!

by Elaine&Lucy September 2, 2009