dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.

by TreR March 27, 2003

awkward turtle

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

by Final Attempt September 22, 2005

Turtles Head

Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.

Wheres the bathroom, I've got a turtles head coming through.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

frightened turtle

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.

"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."

by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

Turtle Island

The name of this giant island that is our nation before all these rediculous gringos showed up uninvited.

God Bless Turtle Island

by Quitbuggin December 13, 2019

Turtle Time

To have an enjoyable time while drinking Pinot Grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of Pinot Grigio.

Sorry I couldn't pick you up from school, mommy was having turtle time.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011