tomato-envy

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.

"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.

by bingo lingo May 12, 2010

Tomato Eyes

A condition commonly brought on by excessive smoking of Cannabis wherein the eyes are reddened to the point that they look as red as tomatoes.

Weed Marijuana Red Eye

Did you see the Willie Nelson concert last night? Yeah! He had awful tomato eyes the whole show!

by MJMole May 18, 2011

tumachache

when your belly hurts so much that you can not distinguish between whether it is a stomachache or a tummy ache, but rather somewhere in beween

I don't feel so good, I have a really bad tumachache

by Whee Whee Whee June 21, 2011

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

Tomato Tall Pie

The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.

On the menu: Tomato Tall Pie.

by bonelesspizza January 25, 2017

tubatron

So fat that the person gets stuck in water slide tubes

"wow that cat is a tubatron"

by Kidwidbid August 9, 2017

Tomato Cake

A favorite of guys from Maine.

A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.

“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?

“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”

by SeeTheOcean May 8, 2018