Noob Tube

Reference to a grenade launcher type weapon featured in several warfare silmulation games, both online and offline.
Takes very little skill to use and can kill whole groups of enemies with a single indirect hit, yet the explosion needs to be fairly close.

To be used liberally against elitist gamers who play games all day because they can't get jobs and whenever they can't win they start crying. Much amusement to be had reading their abuse.

Player 1 dies from grenade launcher attack.
Player 1 responds: "omfgwtfbbq you noob tubed me again you f&(*ing noob go have intercourse with your mum blah blah blah blah blah!!!!11!!!!11111"

Noob Tube by Goulderchauf April 14, 2010

fart tube 

Also known as a "fart can", this makes a car sound like a piece of crap and adds nothing to the area of performance.

Check out my civic with flame decals, and my exhaust sounds badass because of my fart tube.

fart tube by J-Browns April 15, 2006

inner tube 

A roll of fat, usually on a girl, that flops over a tight waistband and completely encircles the midsection, giving the effect of hiding an inner tube under the shirt. Particularly bad cases have been seen in which the inner tube is present even when there is no tight waistband for it to flop over.

Wow, check out the inner tube on Melody! I hope she's headed to the beach.

inner tube by jen20pigcat April 5, 2007

zoob tube 

a paper towel tube with dryer sheets stuffed in. used to exhail smoke through and elminate the smell

guy1: we can't smoke in my room, my parents will smell it.
guy2: no problem just use a zoob tube

zoob tube by coolkid171717 March 30, 2009

nube tube

Name for the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4.

I used a nube tube and now everyone hates me.

nube tube by Jagman06 March 5, 2008

putting toothpaste back in the tube 

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

putting toothpaste back in the tube by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

noob tube for the win 

When a person uses a n00b tube (grenade launcher) to win at a video game. Never takes any skill at all and people always complain.

Eric: " noob tube for the win."
Cavs: " wow no skill use a real gun."

noob tube for the win by Larsonslike July 7, 2008