tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011

tree copypasta

I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is

person: hey, did you watch the new tpot episode where tree says "I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is" in dance language?

other person: yeah lets just call it the tree copypasta.

by wumbowatcher May 6, 2023

the leaky tree

it is the act in where you cover your dick in maple syrup and fuck a girl in the ass. then let the maple syrup pour out her ass and you pour it on your pancakes

Dude1: How was sex with your girlfriend
Dude2: Good we did the leaky tree
Dude1: Awesome

by jcoolawesome February 21, 2018

swizzle tree

A great band consisting of 5 members, all hailing from Chicago. Lead singer is brother of Lucky Boys Confusion lead, also a Chicago band. To see them in their natural habitat, visit Wrigleyville, Metro, House of Blues, and www.swizzletree.com.

swizzle tree sells out the metro (chicago) as well as hosts parties at their house for their streetteam.

by luckiePenguin April 27, 2004

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.

Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.

by rockwidit04 October 24, 2011

hittin trees

inhaling marijuana smoke

i have fun when im hittin trees

by vasso December 31, 2006