teddynumerous

Somebody that has strange, psychotic beliefs and also usually creepy and kind of a jerk.

That guy is teddynumerous.

by Woosers July 28, 2016

Treadchill

When you turn off the treadmill and take a break for a little bit.

Guy: I needed a break, so I took a treadchill.

by m3m3 machin3 June 19, 2016

Teddee

The most amazing woman you will ever know! She's Got Moves Like Jagger, eyes so blue, and a booty for days. Don't hate how truly perfect she is, she just can't help it. Her love is definitely one of a kind and a heart as big as the sky. Haters gonna hate.

Everyone loves Teddee! She's just that amazing.

by Oneofakind55 January 17, 2017

Teddye

An amply-breasted, red-headed female who is prone to riding in the back of pick-up trucks while sitting in lawn chairs and smoking cigarettes. Teddyes are known for their highly inaccurate astrological knowledge.

That Teddye went through three packs of Virginia Slims on her way from the bar to the Wiccan gathering!

by Keef Urbane December 20, 2016

Treadmill Dick

After sex or a blowjob, feeling the sensation of the act hours after it's happened- similar to getting off a treadmill and still feeling like you're on it.

"My girl just gave me the best head, like, an hour ago. Now I've got treadmill dick"

by wowwwwwluigi June 26, 2017

teddybears mouth

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.

" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".

by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017

Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.

Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.

by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017