traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller July 29, 2008

Traffic Jamming

Driving at least 20 MPH under the speed limit causing a huge traffic jam, and when one of the cars tries to pass on the opposite side you speed up so they cant pass, and the jam continues.

Traffic Jamming: Driving on a one lane road driving 20 MPH when the speed limit is 45 MPH causing a TRAFFIC JAM 30 CARS LONG!!!

by Tom Charlip (JC, CW, JB) The Bonns December 19, 2007

traffucking

The movement of bullshit paperwork around an organization for approval or communcation purposes.

We must keep traffucking the TPS reports for approval.

by Alisalee June 30, 2008

Trafficer

a large bag or purse carried to a party that traffics alcohol into the party. this bag of alcohol, to some, seems to have a never ending supply.

"what is that?"
"my trusty trafficer, want a beer?"

by flat116guh March 28, 2009

san francisco traffic jam

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

by blane green January 30, 2014

Trafficked

Adv. To be dragged about town, resulting in prolonged hours waiting in traffic.

Me: “How was your night?”
Friend: “I got trafficked. The cab got lost, and it took us 2 ours to get back from Victory Monument!”
Me: “Dude, you got trafficked.”

by JonKitsune April 5, 2009

Child Trafficking

When you suck a man off until he cums in your mouth, then pretend to swallow, and kiss him and push it in his mouth.

"We wanted to try something new so I did some child trafficking

by Faggot696969 April 28, 2017