Trading Blowers

When two guys take turns giving each other blow jobs in a casual, non-committed manner.

“ I just saw those dudes walking out of that empty field together...they must have been trading blowers

by C.Devon Fix July 31, 2019

dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Trade

Trade usually means do you want to swap nudes

Boy: hey you wanna trade?
Girl: sorry I’m in the dark I can’t.

by Slags and skets June 12, 2019

Bean Trade

When you want to have sex with your homie

Bob: You want to do a Bean Trade?
Greg: Fuck yeah bob

by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024

Hack of all trades

Someone who is bad at a lot of different things

He’s not good at anything, a real hack of all trades.

by ajsonicpokemon August 6, 2022

Trading V card

Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from

Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...

Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???

by help_me_omg November 1, 2023