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Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
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Tarot Tots

1. Kids who can read tarot cards
2. Tator tots that can be used to see the future
"I let my kid shop at Spencer's and now they're a tarot tot!"

"Dude! These Tator tots totally spell the word 'DOOM' !"

"Hell nah they gave you an order of Tarot tots"
by Soup_Preist October 17, 2022
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(ToT)

“😭” that emoji but emoticon version
that’s so funny stop (ToT)
by chandlerscigarettes March 11, 2022
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Tots adorbs

‘Tots adorbs’ is a shorter version of the phrase ‘totally adorable’. It is short and catchy and will soon become very trendy. It is extremely useful in any situation. This phrase can be used by anyone, regardless of gender or social background.
Hey look at that lil baby🥺 it’s tots adorbs!

Oh my God you got these flowers for me? That’s tots adorbs <3

I heard your grandma passed away man. She was tots adorbs. RIP 😔
by Shushingsss September 14, 2022
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Tots

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019
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TOTS

Did you see her do tots yesterday?
by CONDOGGO May 25, 2022
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