Sack Ton

A large amount of something. A lot. A Bazillion.

As my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, I busted a nut in her mouth. After she swallowed and wiped the corners of her mouth she said "that was a sack ton son. "

by Captain Winki June 26, 2016

Daniel Tonning

Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.

Daniel Tonning is GOD

by Deamon King October 9, 2023

A ton

Basically 27 (26)

TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!

by MusicIntern December 3, 2023

two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

by Hattermad April 4, 2019

shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.

The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.

by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016

shit ton

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017