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Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
by James shitllett November 13, 2011
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Todd

A Todd is an amazing, gentle and kind man. Typically Todd will have piercing blue eyes. If you look into them to long, you may loose your heart. He is meticulous, handsome, sexy and will please any woman although he prefers to be loyal to just one. He is hard working and mentally tough, successful in his own right. He isn’t much for celebrating special occasions but will make his woman feel special on every occasion. Very giving, Todd will buy flowers for no reason, surprises from Amazon, he always proves that he pays attention. Gifted in the bedroom, he aims to please. He knows exactly what to do because again, he pays attention. Any woman would be lucky to have a Todd in their life.
He bought her flowers again, that guy is a real Todd.

My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!

How can I make money like a Todd?
by Shesmart32 December 3, 2018
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Todd

For the most part, your everyday, run of the mill, normal dude. Knows everybody, is friends with most normal people, easy-going dude. Unless in a bad mood. Todd's can be tempermental, and are usually underestimated. Todd's control things from behind the scenes, hiding behind a simple name that is well known, yet somewhat rare. Todd's are good at everything, and is always slightly better than you at anything, but never hogs the limelight.
Damn, that dude is good!
Who?
Todd.
Oh, yea. Todd!
by Elemeno P 673 December 15, 2018
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Todd

Bill: "You're being such a todd"
Todd: I am todd
Bill:"Exactly"
Todd: *dies*
by of.net May 30, 2018
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Todd

Todd told me « She got on her knees, handed me flowers and gave me a ring »
by anonymous January 31, 2023
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L Todd

Todd is the gayest of the gays. He is the one that all of the gays look to when they are having hard times. No matter how hard the problem is, Todd always makes sure to jump on it.
Me and my boyfriend are not being the L Todd that we could be.

If L Todd was here, he would show us how to suck the golf ball through the garden hose.
by Wisconsin Redneck Trucker February 2, 2023
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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