lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

by i love having no friends March 1, 2022

lamp

“Lmao” but auto correct decides to ruin your expression of laughter so you just say lamp to begin with

“Hey, I heard some guy fell out of his chair!”
“Lamp 😂”

by lilpedro43 December 23, 2019

Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

lamp

something that moths are attracted too. used as an adjective or pronoun to describe a hot person, typically female. for visual reference, see Lil Xan and Noah

“That lamp is so fine I wanna turn her on”

by willywonk October 1, 2018

Ur gramps made a lamps

if you hear this make sure your gramps still human K?

Oh Tyler your mum big gey Well Your Gramps made a lamps

by ohwhyareyouheretoday May 11, 2018

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019