1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating
by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
by Nivens March 04, 2011
speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
by Harrisburg Dairies December 16, 2011
A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!
by amygo June 20, 2011
1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
by Hugh G. Rection Jr. June 28, 2013
by PrincessKat November 01, 2019
Spending your life researching things that, although may be on point, nothing will be done to progress the area actively. Implicated in life sciences for example
Going to university for 7 years to become a lecturer within that field for the rest of your life is an act of academic masturbation
by freeseed March 30, 2015