If this hot yippie’s kid wasn’t so damn cute I’d slap him right off his yippie bike and give him a dirty sanchez.
by PoneTone July 17, 2018
1) A female that is hot, but does not know she is hot.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.
1) "Damn bro she is Closet hot!"
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.
by AG3NGZ July 28, 2017
When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.
In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.
After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
by naesmit August 23, 2012
by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016
A description of a female whom Steve finds attractive, but then tells his friends that she is hot. The friends proceed to view the female's profile pics on fb and decide that she is less than desirable, and that Steve is an asshat.
by sonoftom October 05, 2010
To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.
When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.
by L-ish January 14, 2008
the feeling you get after eating hot wings or something spicy or something that just gives you a lot of gas in general. the feeling that you get when you know you are going to have the runs in a few minutes and you just know it.
i had the worst hot butt after i ate at hooters a few nights ago
Parker: Why is Tina dancing with Jake?
Garrett: She has major hot butt, shes going to fart on him any second.
Parker: Why is Tina dancing with Jake?
Garrett: She has major hot butt, shes going to fart on him any second.
by Pookstie January 11, 2010