taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

by Herr Neal March 4, 2015

taking a shower

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

by annacakes January 17, 2009

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

talking to callum

masturbating, its a codeword only the elitely sexy use, generally used around the midlands.

"Rosie was talking to callum for an hour last night"

"zav what are you doing?"
"erm talking to callum mum"

"callum what are those noises?"
"Im talking to callum mum!"

by zavier bailey August 23, 2007

taking the cat to the vet

a visit to the gynecologist

my son's girlfriend couldn't see him because she was "taking the cat to the vet".

by angela mauger February 10, 2008

talking slut

a girl who talks to a large amount of boys hoping to get a boyfriend but, never actually does anything that a slut would.

girl to random boy: hey!
boy: do I know you?
girl: yeah! well I know you.

boy: god she's such a talking slut

by lolllllllllllllllllllll6 August 13, 2010

Talking to Jack

The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels

Do you fancy a beer?

No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight

by Agonizing Vaginal Dryness October 9, 2011