Justin tomato

A really red guy

Justin tomato is redder than usual

by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018

Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018

Tinned Tomato Zombie

Something to describe your friend

You look like a tinned tomato zombie

by Hi Ciara July 10, 2019

TTV_tomato_boi

a nibba

hey jake do you know TTV_tomato_boi
he nibba

by Jack carruthers April 16, 2019

a tomato flew around my room

when something is a little bit off

instead of saying "that was a bit off" say "that was like a tomato flew around my room, bro"

by mother trucker, dude December 1, 2020

Rotten Tomato's Law

If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.

A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?

B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.

by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022