Starbucks water

When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.

by Air handler December 9, 2021

Starbucks hiccups

Starbucks (hic)cups. When you see Starbucks cups on your favorite TV shows like Game of Thrones.

HBO digitally deleted their Starbucks hiccups before Starbucks sued the shit out of them!

by JTisntmyrealname May 7, 2019

Jon Starbuck

The most handsome and beautiful young man who has no exes

Jon Starbuck is my hero!!!

by Jom1n December 12, 2025

Starbucks

An overpriced coffee that makes you poop immediately

10 Ways To Make Yourself Poop ASAP:
1. Drink Starbucks

by Fenjae November 23, 2021

Starbucks

Gang affiliated income.

He gettin starbucks with them peoples though, so you know he's plugged.

by The 5th. February 6, 2020

Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.

Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.

by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011

Fast Starbucks

When you’re in and out in 24 seconds.

How was your date?

He was a fast Starbucks.

by Siqnaste June 9, 2022