grand berango

A massive shit that breaches the waters surface.

You might want to wait a while. I just had a grand berango.

by DVMaximus August 24, 2016

Grand Clong

That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'

She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.

He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.

Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.

by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023

Grand muffin

When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.

Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.

by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018

Grand Rizzard

A grand rizzard is a person who is the ultimate culmination of all of the rizz on the planet. There can only be one "Grand Rizzard". The current Grand Rizzard is: Duke Dennis. (subject to change)

Joey Diaz: So, Duke, I heard you the new... uh.. "Grand Rizzard". Now what the hell is that?
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)

by warongore January 20, 2023

Ariana granding

A simple present tense that means Ariana grande’s fans are listening to her music.

E.g mom:what are you doin’?
Me:I am Ariana granding.

by Arinagrnade April 26, 2019

grand chinion

A grand chinion is a chin dimple the size of the grand canyon

Ben affleck has a grand chinion.

by austchin October 15, 2013

Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.

New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?

by Cornholious December 27, 2011