First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

by Reiffenstein August 4, 2012

The first Protogen

The very first Protogen ever to be created is made out of latex, Wolf/Dog, machines, and a 19 year old child. He is named as Prototype-0001 and is able to be speak symbols everytime is stressed out.

There are 10 More Prototypes and the last one is chosen to be the perfect first Protogen. The name of the first Protogen is x-881cj9.

Prototype-0001 is able to take of it's mask and reveal it's face and it will be able to use it's magic but with the mask on it cannot use it. Prototype-0001 is capable of using different codes by scanning it with it's mask and it will effect its physical form.
Examples:
Giga
Beast
War

He is 9'0-9'1 and is quite friendly but hate it when someone hurts a animal.

The first Protogen is safe to be touch and is friendly to children

by Mask-C June 23, 2022

First [Bubba]

The male partner/husband of a President of the United States who comes from the South and who chortles easily, instinctively slaps others' backs as a sign of affirmation, loves to eat barbequed meats, and who longs to be a NASCAR driver more than a male First Lady.

Howdy Mr. First Bubba, are those port ribs or beef?
The President didn't accompany the First Bubba to the tractor pull.

by seamusocadhla July 12, 2016

First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011

first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”

by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022

First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.

I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

by Mike December 16, 2019