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Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)
by LeKemp July 11, 2018
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Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.
The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.
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Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.
He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.
by innovayahead November 16, 2014
mugGet the Load the dockmug.

Docking Ceremony

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.
Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.
by icedelegance June 2, 2014
mugGet the Docking Ceremonymug.

Horse on the docks

South African slang for hello generally used for a superior
by 2453166089 August 25, 2021
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shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.
That bike seat went up my shocker dock.
by Knutmeg June 28, 2014
mugGet the shocker dockmug.

rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.
by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018
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