Zeus Deuce

King of all dumps of godly proportions

“Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”

by chHAad February 10, 2021

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

Deuce and Peace

The Upper Decker's kid brother, the deuce and peace is just dropping a deuce and peacing out.

- This job sucks. What should I do?
- Deuce and peace.

- This party sucks, I'm going to deuce and peace.

by t-o-i-m August 28, 2009

Code Deuce

The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.

The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.

by JohnnyIntense March 6, 2009

Cut Deuce

A phrase you say went you want half of something. Whom ever you say Cut Deuce to has to abide by the rules and give half of what they have in their hand. The only way to combat it is to say not community or no cut deuces.

Yo, can you pass me a beer?

friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one

Word, cut deuce bitch!

friend, fuck!

halfsys half

by OmegaL December 11, 2009

chuckin a deuce

A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.

Chico drove by chuckin a deuce.

by Chico H December 31, 2005