Denil Ton

someone who does mental things, someone who is a "Denil Ton" means they have 0 clue of how to act in public and they sometimes don't even know how to tie their own shoelaces. In summary, a retarded person.

Look at that idiot, His name is probably "Denil Ton"

by anonymous September 13, 2022

Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017

Sack Ton

A lot, such as a gazillion.

On moving day, when my friend saw all the boxes he had to help he said " that is a sack ton son. "

by Captain Winki July 6, 2016

Ass-ton

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"

Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.

by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021