Sloth

A sloth aka (as kown as) Ädem is a group of Neotropical xenarthran mammals. Sloths can seem cute and friendly, but if provoked they can be dangerous. They like to eat leafs and insects.

Look there is a sloth climbing a tree!

by DON MIKE111 February 17, 2023

sloth on

if you want to sloth on someone it means you want to hug them with your arms and legs, like sloth's on trees

I need someone to sloth on right now...or I would so sloth on Logan.

by yogurll May 18, 2016

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

sloth sling

When you're so blazed you feel like climbing a tree.

He was so smoked up he had to sloth sling!

by Hash Purple May 5, 2018

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025

Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!

by curtkolbane November 2, 2014