Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

Professional Drinker

The Don

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don

by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022

Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.

The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!

by DuckDB February 23, 2021

Professional Street Memers

Professional Street Memers is a discord server that has a giant collection of racists. The server was first created on the 14th of July in 2020 and is currently known more as PSM.

Professional Street Memers is the third discord server in a collection of discord servers, coming after TMC (The Memers Club) which came after TMU. (Top Memes Users) What separates Professional Street Memers from the other 2 servers is that it wasn't created by the creator of the last servers 2 known by the members as "Asshole Sousa" and isn't entirely under dictatorial rule.

Guy 1. "Hey you heard of this discord server called Professional Street Memers?"
Guy 2. "Sounds like a server with a bunch of racists."

by anonymous March 2, 2021