Pencil Pushers

Guys who can't fucking rap, have bad flow, and sound like shit. They, claim to make music, but are really just some kids who make bullshit..
These guys on myspace, they write shit. They call themselves pencil pushers, but they aren't pushing shit.
by JLynn. June 17, 2009
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Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.
"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."
by Wordspotter March 17, 2010
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Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher

The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.
Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.
by Tiptickler95 October 06, 2011
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Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.
by GrassHoppingBadDog February 09, 2012
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pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close
dude look i can pencil dick jack
by bobo11232 June 26, 2009
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Mexican eyebrow pencil

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.
Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.
by repeal17thamendment September 07, 2010
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pencil swirl

A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.
My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.
by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004
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