forcing an owl to jog at noon

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by aweeze April 03, 2010

owl face ho

Noun: A promiscuous woman who doesn't know "who" her baby's father is.

That owl face ho ran around last week saying Chris was her baby daddy, and now she wants to say it was my man? I'll ride out on that bitch if she ain't careful!

by Mae Inferno September 16, 2008

dumber than owl shit

Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.

People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.

by Chris Wollesen March 14, 2006

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

slicker than owl shit

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"

Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.

by headth May 23, 2011

forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by num421337 April 02, 2010

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.

Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"

by Ghostington September 05, 2021