Close Da Fridge

Slang phrase for saying shut your mouth, be quiet, or stfu

When you're sick of hearing what someone else is saying you want them to close da fridge.
Derrick: So I wasn't sure if I should wear the plaid pants or just go with my jorts...Well I mean I guess the plaid ones are...

Steve: Yo! Close Da Fridge! You sound like a bitch!
by swagteamsucks April 15, 2009
mugGet the Close Da Fridgemug.

fridge magnet

an alternative and politer version of swearing
ah...fridge magnet!
rob schneider is..... a fridge magnet! (rated pg13)
by chris jones June 10, 2007
mugGet the fridge magnetmug.
A polite way of saying you are going home for lunch to have casual sex with a co-worker.
Tammy said "I am running home to put the meat in the fridge", and came back to work doing the walk of shame.
by comoniwannalaya August 16, 2006
mugGet the Put The Meat In the Fridgemug.

tour de fridge

When you and your mates go to each of your houses and drink all the alcohol in each fridge. Typically done on the last afternoon of highschool but not exclusively done then. Australian slang.
Mate, whose house is first on our tour de fridge?
by Tootimex3 September 27, 2021
mugGet the tour de fridgemug.
i. Reference to early tomb raider games in which the annoying butler was given the slip, by running out the fridge locking the door before he can escape.

ii. The act of cracking open a cold one.
Hospital Security: "Is Dave here?"
Morgue Attendant: "I don't know, he finished like, a half hour ago? should be gone by now...."
Hospital Security: "I bet he's locking the butler in the fridge again, dirty bastard!"
Morgue Attendant: "WHAT!"
Hospital Security: "nothing!"
by Chalksworthy I July 1, 2014
mugGet the Locking the butler in the fridgemug.

fridge mc nuggets

When you stub your toe in front of your religious parents/grandparents
*stubs toe* - "Son of a bit- *looks at parents/grandparents* - "Uh, fridge mc nuggets
by GoodFishTacosDude March 9, 2021
mugGet the fridge mc nuggetsmug.

Samsung Smart Fridge

A fridge that Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP character) mistook for his mother after Philza Minecraft told him that a photo on the fridge was his mother. It’s a joke about how Philza married a smart fridge and became the father of Wilbur.
Did Philza Minecraft marry a Samsung Smart Fridge?
by bored_ December 16, 2021
mugGet the Samsung Smart Fridgemug.

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