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covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public
What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.
by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020
mugGet the covid tinklemug.

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
mugGet the covid eyesmug.

That's got COVID

When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad
Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID
by Twinseers March 24, 2021
mugGet the That's got COVIDmug.

Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.
Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.
by KeekeeN June 6, 2020
mugGet the Covid Cafemug.

Covid-10

The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.
On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.

Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.
by Sonny Saint April 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid-10mug.

Covid-19

A curse as by the YouTube company
I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me
by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

covid cloud

vape users who rudely blow vape clouds despite an outbreak.
That hipster blew a huge covid cloud in line at the store.
by WAGGZOR August 16, 2020
mugGet the covid cloudmug.

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